Clip Art crazy

To celebrate Christmas today, I downloaded various holiday clip art images to be used for decorating my Christmas cards.

O Christmas Cookie

To celebrate Christmas today, I cooked up some cookies in the shape of Christmas trees. The cookies tasted bland, but Christmas is still delicious.

Angels Among Us

To celebrate Christmas today, I made a snow angel.

Valentine Vision of Love

To celebrate Christmas today, visions of sugarplums danced in my head...

Knock. Knock.

To celebrate Christmas today, I pretended I was on "extreme makeover" and remodeled my gingerbread house.

More than presents

To celebrate Christmas today, I discovered the real meaning of Christmas.

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

To celebrate Christmas today, I rocked around the Christmas Tree... eventhough my Christmas tree is in a box waiting to be placed in storage.

Celebrating early

To celebrate Christmas today, I celebrated Valentine's Day early by declaring my love for a VHS copy of "Charlie Brown's Christmas Special."

Merry Skype

To celebrate Christmas today, I changed my Skype icon to the one with a Santa hat.

On parade...

To celebrate Christmas today, I had holiday beanie babies line-up and parade across my living room floor.

Sealed with a kiss

To celebrate Christmas today, I hung up mistletoe hoping to be kissed. My wife gets home from work at about 6:30 p.m.

Cue the music

To celebrate Christmas today, I burned songs from those classic Frosty and Rudolph television specials onto iTunes. "Happy Birthday!"

Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze!

To celebrate Christmas today, I carved the roast beast just like The Grinch did for the Whos down in Whoville.

Noggin'

To celebrate Christmas today, I took Cosi's advice and ordered an Egg Nog Latte. It was lovely.

Christmas cards

To celebrate Christmas today, I made out like a bandit at another Yonkers-based Duane Reade. You can't wait to get home and write out my Christmas cards.

Santa bling

To celebrate Christmas today, I spotted a rapping Santa on the shelf of a Yonkers Duane Reade and made him dance like a fool.

CSI: North Pole

To celebrate Christmas today, I studied footsteps in the snow to determine whether or not Saint Nick was in Mamaroneck, NY yesterday. My results were inconclusive.

For the birds...

To celebrate Christmas today, I shook hands with a penguin wearing a Santa hat. I gave the bird a message to tell Santa, but it told me it's not a carrier pigeon. Actually, it didn't speak to me because it is a stuffed animal. I have issues, Santa.

Magic hat

To celebrate Christmas today, I kicked it old school and watched "Frosty the Snowman" on my VCR. Damn that, Prof. Hinkel!

Minty fresh

To celebrate Christmas today, I gave the thumbs up to a nearby Trader Joe's for still serving Peppermint Bark. Nothing keeps me in the holiday spirit than Peppermint Bark.

Good luck, kid

To celebrate Christmas today, I sent a kid with a Santa hat into a video game store in Port Chester, NY to ask for PlayStation 3 for Christmas. The employees told him to write a letter and mail it to the North Pole.

Holiday snack

To celebrate Christmas today, I made some Ginger bread in my house.

Night light

To celebrate Christmas today, I ate at a Mexican restaurant that still had an electronic wreath lit up.

No room for "Christmas"

To celebrate Christmas today, I wrote "Merry" in the snow on my car. I didn't leave myself enough room for "Christmas."

On Display

To celebrate Christmas today, I gave my wife's Santa Claus beanie baby a new home: my book shelf.

Once Upon a Time...

To celebrate Christmas today, I narrated a snowglobe presentation of the Nativity scene

Troll la la la la

To celebrate Christmas today, I spotted a Christmas Troll outside of my sister-in-law's room and sang Christmas carols with it.

Reading is fundamental

To celebrate Christmas today, I read the book "A Charlie Brown's Christmas" aloud to customers of the White Plains, NY Barnes & Noble store.

Smells like Christmas Spirit

To celebrate Christmas today, I lit a Christmas Tree-scented candle in my living room. It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.

A month late but beautiful

To celebrate Christmas today, I pretended it was Christmas morning, and celebrated the first "White Christmas" in years.

For Your Consideration

To celebrate Christmas today, I wrote a letter to the Academy Award voting committee to consider "Christmas with the Kranks" for Best Picture eventhough it came out last year.

Tree hugger

To celebrate Christmas today, I became a tree hugger when my wife told me to take down the Christmas Tree down.

Breaking News...

Great news! I spotted Santa on the porch of a Westchester County house today at approximately 3 p.m. I was driving by and could not stop the car in time, but it's nice to know that Saint Nick works more than one day a year.

Nice dress

To celebrate Christmas today, I tried on my Christmas Tree skirt.

The Rite Stuff

To celebrate Christmas today, I started my Christmas shopping by making a killing at the Mount Kisco, NY Rite Aid.

Hibachi Christmas

To celebrate Christmas today, I asked the teppanyaki chef at Mount Fuji Japanese Steakhouse to line up my shrimp like the Radio City Rockettes.

Milk went bad...

To celebrate Christmas today, I left Santa milk and cookies before I went to sleep. They were still there when I woke up.

"Look at the birds up in the trees..."

To celebrate Christmas today, I memorized every line in "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas."

Window pain...

To celebrate Christmas today, I sang "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" from out my bathroom window.

A Wreath Worth Remembering...

To celebrate Christmas today, I took a picture of a neighbor's wreath before they took it down. I will cherish it forever.

Not up there...

To celebrate Christmas today, I checked my chimney to make sure Santa wasn't stuck. He wasn't.

Nowhere in sight...

To celebrate Christmas today, I went to the mall in search of Santa. He wasn't there.

Deck the hall...

To celebrate Christmas today, I decked the halls of my apartment.

Nativity Story

To celebrate Christmas today, I took an extreme close-up photo of Baby Jesus.

Guide my sleigh...

To celebrate Christmas today, I asked my stuffed animal monkey to guide my sleigh tonight. He's thinking about it.

Dear Santa

To celebrate Christmas today, I sent Santa Claus my Christmas 2007 list in the mail.

Making a list...

To celebrate Christmas today, I made a list and checked it twice.

IMing Santa

To celebrate Christmas today, I Instant Messaged Santa Claus on AOL and asked him why Christmas was over.

Only 11 1/2 months 'til Christmas!

To celebrate Christmas today, I hung up a Happy New Year tiara on my Christmas tree as an ornament.