Christmas cards

To celebrate Christmas today, I made out like a bandit at another Yonkers-based Duane Reade. You can't wait to get home and write out my Christmas cards.

Santa bling

To celebrate Christmas today, I spotted a rapping Santa on the shelf of a Yonkers Duane Reade and made him dance like a fool.

CSI: North Pole

To celebrate Christmas today, I studied footsteps in the snow to determine whether or not Saint Nick was in Mamaroneck, NY yesterday. My results were inconclusive.

For the birds...

To celebrate Christmas today, I shook hands with a penguin wearing a Santa hat. I gave the bird a message to tell Santa, but it told me it's not a carrier pigeon. Actually, it didn't speak to me because it is a stuffed animal. I have issues, Santa.

Magic hat

To celebrate Christmas today, I kicked it old school and watched "Frosty the Snowman" on my VCR. Damn that, Prof. Hinkel!

Minty fresh

To celebrate Christmas today, I gave the thumbs up to a nearby Trader Joe's for still serving Peppermint Bark. Nothing keeps me in the holiday spirit than Peppermint Bark.

Good luck, kid

To celebrate Christmas today, I sent a kid with a Santa hat into a video game store in Port Chester, NY to ask for PlayStation 3 for Christmas. The employees told him to write a letter and mail it to the North Pole.