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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Add a Friend

To celebrate Christmas today, I searched for Santa Claus on MySpace, found him (I think it's him), and then asked him to be my friend. Santa would definitely make my Top Four.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Christmas Blend

To celebrate Christmas today, I brewed myself a cup of Starbucks Christmas Blend coffee this morning. Christmas never tasted so good in April.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Down with the Hinkle

To celebrate Christmas today, I studied the mannerisms and fashion stylings of Professor Hinkle of Frosty the Snowman fame. Not sure where I can get an outfit like that, but can definitely repeat things over and over again for the Hinkle effect.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Shopping spree

To celebrate Christmas today, I went on a shopping spree at Toys R Us. Surprisingly, they had a lot of Tickle Me Elmo dolls.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Holiday Fruit

To celebrate Christmas today, I ate me some fruitcake and it didn't taste that good.

Monday, April 9, 2007

Hung it through the grapevine

To celebrate Christmas today, I put an ornament on a grape stem that looked like a Christmas Tree.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Prefer Santa

To celebrate Christmas today, I told a mall Easter bunny I preferred to sit on a mall Santa's lap.