A New Lowe

To celebrate Christmas today, I looked to see if Rob Lowe had any plans for another Christmas telemovie next season. He doesn't, but The Christmas Shoes delights in every viewing.

Shameless Plug

To celebrate Christmas today, I plugged my website thecheappop.com in the hopes word of mouth will spread. Hey, Christmas is all about giving and receiving.

Door mat

To celebrate Christmas today, I put my Merry Christmas welcome mat outside my door.

Sleighed.

To celebrate Christmas today, I thought I heard sleigh bells ring and asked a coworker "do you hear what I hear?" They think I'm crazy now.

Mustache for $500

To celebrate Christmas today, I added Alex Trebek growing back his mustache to my Christmas list.

Here Comes the Snow Again

To celebrate Christmas today, I wrote to Annie Lennox and asked her how to "put a little love in my heart." That theme song to Scrooged gets me every time.

Hold the Mayo

To celebrate Christmas today, I went to a Mexican restaurant for Cinco de Mayo and was totally psyched to find green and red balloons hanging all over the place. Merry Christmas, senioritas.