Hey, I'm an elf

To celebrate Christmas today, I distorted a photo of myself to look like one of Santa's little helpers.

Photo finish

To celebrate Christmas today, I pretended this picture was taken yesterday so I could say on my Christmas blog "To celebrate Christmas today, I stood in front of a Christmas Tree with awkward-looking bows on it."

Smell the flowers

To celebrate Christmas today, I tried to woo Santa Claus back by sending Mrs. Claus flowers. I don't have a street address for the North Pole though.

Santa in wallet size

To celebrate Christmas today, I tried to determine if this was an actual picture of the real Santa Claus or a fake. I soon realized I have no way of determining this, but put the photo in my wallet anyway.

He came to life that day...

To celebrate Christmas today, I made a snowman and named him Frosty. Unfortunately, when I put my hat on top of his head, he didn't begin to dance around.

Twas the night before a snow day?

To celebrate Christmas, I looked out my window to see if the morning would bring a snow day so I could stay in and watch Christmas movies. There wasn't one and there goes that.

Spotless mind

To celebrate Christmas today, I tried to erase all the bad Christmases I've ever had from my memory. It didn't work.