Joe Somebody

To celebrate Christmas today, I mentally psyched myself up for next December's "Joe Claus" movie.

The Stroke

To celebrate Christmas today, I took Billy Squier's lyrics for "Christmas is a Time to Say 'I Love You'" to heart.

Red ribbon

To celebrate Christmas today, I took some Christmas ribbon and tied it on my belt buckle for no reason whatsoever. It looks pretty though....

B-I-N-G-O

To celebrate Christmas today, I played bingo but replaced the word "bingo" with "Santa." I didn't win "Santa."

B-I-N-G-O

To celebrate Christmas today, I played bingo but replaced the word "bingo" with "Santa." I didn't win "Santa."

Put a cork in it

To celebrate Christmas today, I put champagne on ice for New Year's Eve. It's going to be ice cold by December 31st.

Grand Terminal

To celebrate Christmas today, I was pleased to discover some graffitti at Grand Central Terminal - it's nice to know there's others out there like me. A Merry Christmas indeed.

Grand Terminal

To celebrate Christmas today, I was pleased to discover some graffitti at Grand Central Terminal - it's nice to know there's others out there like me. A Merry Christmas indeed.

Needed a miracle...

To celebrate Christmas today, I waited for a miracle to happen on 34th Street. It didn't happen unless you consider the fact I caught a cab on a busy Sunday a miracle.