To celebrate Christmas today, I made out like a bandit at another Yonkers-based Duane Reade. You can't wait to get home and write out my Christmas cards.Thursday, February 1, 2007
Christmas cards
To celebrate Christmas today, I made out like a bandit at another Yonkers-based Duane Reade. You can't wait to get home and write out my Christmas cards.
Santa bling
To celebrate Christmas today, I spotted a rapping Santa on the shelf of a Yonkers Duane Reade and made him dance like a fool.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
CSI: North Pole
To celebrate Christmas today, I studied footsteps in the snow to determine whether or not Saint Nick was in Mamaroneck, NY yesterday.
My results were inconclusive.
My results were inconclusive.For the birds...
To celebrate Christmas today, I shook hands with a penguin wearing a Santa hat. I gave the bird a message to tell Santa, but it told me it's not a carrier pigeon.
Actually, it didn't speak to me because it is a stuffed animal. I have issues, Santa.
Actually, it didn't speak to me because it is a stuffed animal. I have issues, Santa.Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Magic hat
To celebrate Christmas today, I kicked it old school and watched "Frosty the Snowman" on my VCR. Damn that, Prof. Hinkel!
Monday, January 29, 2007
Minty fresh
To celebrate Christmas today, I gave the thumbs up to a nearby Trader Joe's for still serving Peppermint Bark. Nothing keeps me in the holiday spirit than Peppermint Bark.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Good luck, kid
To celebrate Christmas today, I sent a kid with a Santa hat into a video game store in Port Chester, NY to ask for PlayStation 3 for Christmas. The employees told him to write a letter and mail it to the North Pole.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
Night light
To celebrate Christmas today, I ate at a Mexican restaurant that still had an electronic wreath lit up. 
Thursday, January 25, 2007
No room for "Christmas"
To celebrate Christmas today, I wrote "Merry" in the snow on my car. I didn't leave myself enough room for "Christmas." 
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
On Display
To celebrate Christmas today, I gave my wife's Santa Claus beanie baby a new home: my book shelf. 
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Once Upon a Time...
To celebrate Christmas today, I narrated a snowglobe presentation of the Nativity scene
Monday, January 22, 2007
Troll la la la la
To celebrate Christmas today, I spotted a Christmas Troll outside of my sister-in-law's room and sang Christmas carols with it.
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Reading is fundamental
To celebrate Christmas today, I read the book "A Charlie Brown's Christmas" aloud to customers of the White Plains, NY Barnes & Noble store.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Smells like Christmas Spirit
To celebrate Christmas today, I lit a Christmas Tree-scented 
candle in my living room. It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.
candle in my living room. It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.Friday, January 19, 2007
A month late but beautiful
To celebrate Christmas today, I pretended it was Christmas morning, and celebrated the first "White Christmas" in years.
Thursday, January 18, 2007
For Your Consideration
To celebrate Christmas today, I wrote a letter to the Academy 
Award voting committee to consider "Christmas with the Kranks" for Best Picture eventhough it came out last year.
Award voting committee to consider "Christmas with the Kranks" for Best Picture eventhough it came out last year.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Tree hugger
To celebrate Christmas today, I became a tree hugger when my wife told me to take down the Christmas Tree down.Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Breaking News...
Great news! I spotted Santa on the porch of a Westchester County house today at approximately 3 p.m. I was driving by and could not stop the car in time, but it's nice to know that Saint Nick works more than one day a year.
Monday, January 15, 2007
The Rite Stuff
To celebrate Christmas today, I started my Christmas shopping by making a killing at the Mount Kisco, NY Rite Aid.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Hibachi Christmas
To celebrate Christmas today, I asked the teppanyaki chef at Mount Fuji Japanese Steakhouse to line up my shrimp like the Radio City Rockettes.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Friday, January 12, 2007
"Look at the birds up in the trees..."
To celebrate Christmas today, I memorized every line in "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas."
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Window pain...
To celebrate Christmas today, I sang "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" from out my bathroom window.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
A Wreath Worth Remembering...
To celebrate Christmas today, I took a picture of a neighbor's wreath before they took it down. I will cherish it forever.
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
Not up there...
To celebrate Christmas today, I checked my chimney to make sure Santa wasn't stuck. He wasn't.
Monday, January 8, 2007
Nowhere in sight...
To celebrate Christmas today, I went to the mall in search of Santa. He wasn't there.
Sunday, January 7, 2007
Saturday, January 6, 2007
Friday, January 5, 2007
Guide my sleigh...
To celebrate Christmas today, I asked my stuffed animal monkey to guide my sleigh tonight. He's thinking about it. Thursday, January 4, 2007
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
IMing Santa
To celebrate Christmas today, I Instant Messaged Santa Claus on AOL and asked him why Christmas was over.
Monday, January 1, 2007
Only 11 1/2 months 'til Christmas!
To celebrate Christmas today, I hung up a Happy New Year tiara on my Christmas tree as an ornament.
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